I mentioned these the other day. Primary School teachers are almost exclusively female technophobics with no common sense and very little knowledge of the world. Which is pretty depressing, considering there there to teach the next generation. I base my opinion (like all the opinions voiced here) on the fact i've personally met and got to know around 500-1000 teachers in the course of my 25 year career, which is a pretty good sample, in any statistical world.
Ive met Primary school teacher that can barely spell any better than the 7 year olds there teaching, primary school teachers who couldn't tell you who Margaret Thatcher was, and primary school teachers without the faintest idea how to work a PC.
They ARE, however, very good at making witches costumes out of crepe paper and bin liners, and herding children round without the aid of a sheepdog, and are a hundred times preferable to social workers and policemen.
We'll talk about THEM another day.......
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
10 Reasons to wear Crocs
1. Non Marking Soles, Slip resistant
2. Ultra-hip, Italian Styling
3. Ultra light: weigh less than 6oz
4. Resistant to Bacteria - odour free
5. Water and sand pass through easily - air ventilation
6. Nothing is softer or more comfortable - shapes to your feet
7. Air vents keep your feet cool
8. Can be sterilized
9. Easy to look after
10. Orthopaedic benefits - can help with posture, blood circulation
10 Medical Reasons to Wear Crocs:
1. Ergonomically certified to significantly reduce fatigue during use
2. Shock absorbing properties minimize load on feet, lower legs, knees, hips and lower back
3. Proven to resist mildew and various fungi including Trichophyton mentagrophytes (athlete’s foot fungus)
4. Anatomically designed heel and medial arch support helps prevent rotation of the foot, Plantar fasciitis (heel spurs) and other heel pad injuries
5. Wide foot base increases stability of each step
6. Ventilation ports reduce temperature in shoe and keep feet cool
7. Roomy forefoot helps prevent pinch injuries and reduces risk of Hallux valgus (bunions)
8. Passive retaining heel strap reduces load and fatigue while walking
9. Foot bed surface massages and stimulates blood circulation in foot and lower leg helping to prevent injuries
10. Conforms to ASTM F1677 slip-resistance standards
I like Crocs, there really comfortable and people hate them. What more can you ask of a shoe ?
2. Ultra-hip, Italian Styling
3. Ultra light: weigh less than 6oz
4. Resistant to Bacteria - odour free
5. Water and sand pass through easily - air ventilation
6. Nothing is softer or more comfortable - shapes to your feet
7. Air vents keep your feet cool
8. Can be sterilized
9. Easy to look after
10. Orthopaedic benefits - can help with posture, blood circulation
10 Medical Reasons to Wear Crocs:
1. Ergonomically certified to significantly reduce fatigue during use
2. Shock absorbing properties minimize load on feet, lower legs, knees, hips and lower back
3. Proven to resist mildew and various fungi including Trichophyton mentagrophytes (athlete’s foot fungus)
4. Anatomically designed heel and medial arch support helps prevent rotation of the foot, Plantar fasciitis (heel spurs) and other heel pad injuries
5. Wide foot base increases stability of each step
6. Ventilation ports reduce temperature in shoe and keep feet cool
7. Roomy forefoot helps prevent pinch injuries and reduces risk of Hallux valgus (bunions)
8. Passive retaining heel strap reduces load and fatigue while walking
9. Foot bed surface massages and stimulates blood circulation in foot and lower leg helping to prevent injuries
10. Conforms to ASTM F1677 slip-resistance standards
I like Crocs, there really comfortable and people hate them. What more can you ask of a shoe ?
John Charles de Menedez
The closing of ranks in the matter of this poor innocent guy stinks.
Lets face it, they had the guy helpless pinned to a train seat, clearly unarnmed and not a suicide bomber, and they shot him in cold blood.
The Police are, in my experience, a bunch of corrupt smug thugs who think the law doesn't apply to them, and this is a perfect example. The bastard that shot this poor guy had no justification, no one was in danger from him, and so the murdering copper that shot him needs to be tried for exactly that - murder, along with the senior coppers in charge, and the guy in overall control needs sacking.
Lets face it, they had the guy helpless pinned to a train seat, clearly unarnmed and not a suicide bomber, and they shot him in cold blood.
The Police are, in my experience, a bunch of corrupt smug thugs who think the law doesn't apply to them, and this is a perfect example. The bastard that shot this poor guy had no justification, no one was in danger from him, and so the murdering copper that shot him needs to be tried for exactly that - murder, along with the senior coppers in charge, and the guy in overall control needs sacking.
An Average Day
One of my favorite targets is stupid middle aged women in shitty cheap small engined cars. I had a slight bump this morning. We were tooling up the hill and there was a said brainless (she turned out to be a teacher - ive worked in and around teachers, the ones that work in primary schools know fuck all about anything, thats why kids get to 18 years of age and go to College with a vocabulary of about 35 words and the spelling skills of a retarded chimpanzee) woman in front in some contempable red pile of crapwith a 1200 cc engine, enough to power a packet of fags and thats all.
Anyhoo, we played 'brake stamping' halfway up a hill (because some other retard in a lorry hadn't worked out that trying to move 42 tonnes of rock 300 yards up a 1 in 6 hill requires more power than he has, and managed to stop at the top) , and i wasn't quick enough, and JUST caught her bumper with my headlamp. It broke my headlamp glass, side lamp glass and cracked the plastic bumper up (a bit more...). She stopped, just on the bend. Two hundred cars, lorries and vans immediately have to take avoiding action to get round us without taking my rear corner off.
I told her to move it further up, since I didnt want to die discussing the main snags of driving a car that cost less than a packet of crisps new and built with the production values of a bankrupt African banana republic.
The tard moved her heap of shit further up, where it was a bit safer, and we got out to inspect. I'd taken the most damage, all she had was a small 1/2 inch (yes, 1/2 inch, fuck metrication - if you dont know what an inch is then go buy a proper rule with inches on) scratch on the rear bumper
'You've WRECKED my car' she screeched, in that way that women who dont know the oil filler from the water filler screech.
Now , all it had on it was a small 1/2 inch scratch on the rear bumper. It was in fact a two year old Fiat Punto, but the thing was so dirty it would have passed for a stock car.
I couldn't be arsed to argue with her. Teachers are on of those groups of people who all have high IQ's and practically no common sense.
Couldn't be arsed to work more than four hours today after that, so I went home at two o'clock. There a Polish bird in the marketing dept who has a lovely spankable bum
and an unpronounceable name, shes about 24. I hung around watching her wobble round the room for about 40 mins, then went home to put on some nice black rubber gear.
Anyhoo, we played 'brake stamping' halfway up a hill (because some other retard in a lorry hadn't worked out that trying to move 42 tonnes of rock 300 yards up a 1 in 6 hill requires more power than he has, and managed to stop at the top) , and i wasn't quick enough, and JUST caught her bumper with my headlamp. It broke my headlamp glass, side lamp glass and cracked the plastic bumper up (a bit more...). She stopped, just on the bend. Two hundred cars, lorries and vans immediately have to take avoiding action to get round us without taking my rear corner off.
I told her to move it further up, since I didnt want to die discussing the main snags of driving a car that cost less than a packet of crisps new and built with the production values of a bankrupt African banana republic.
The tard moved her heap of shit further up, where it was a bit safer, and we got out to inspect. I'd taken the most damage, all she had was a small 1/2 inch (yes, 1/2 inch, fuck metrication - if you dont know what an inch is then go buy a proper rule with inches on) scratch on the rear bumper
'You've WRECKED my car' she screeched, in that way that women who dont know the oil filler from the water filler screech.
Now , all it had on it was a small 1/2 inch scratch on the rear bumper. It was in fact a two year old Fiat Punto, but the thing was so dirty it would have passed for a stock car.
I couldn't be arsed to argue with her. Teachers are on of those groups of people who all have high IQ's and practically no common sense.
Couldn't be arsed to work more than four hours today after that, so I went home at two o'clock. There a Polish bird in the marketing dept who has a lovely spankable bum
and an unpronounceable name, shes about 24. I hung around watching her wobble round the room for about 40 mins, then went home to put on some nice black rubber gear.
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